I’m finally getting my life together and it feels weird. I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO IN THE FUTURE NOW GUYS. *ends existential crisis* I am the most ambitious motherfucker out there, and motherfuckers will learn to fucking listen to me and respect me, so I can fucking make the world a fucking better place.
meladoodle: try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it. not just boys, but yes.
tbh girls who skate are instantly like 192348309 times hotter.
rydek: R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
replystacks: But seriously. People will call celebrities by ridiculous stage names that were made-up to sound more unique, but they refuse to call trans* people the names they have chosen to match their gender identity. If you can call Nicole Polizzi by the name Snooki, then you can call a trans* person by their chosen name.